WTF Wednesday: Week Four
So Much WTF, So Little Time!
(Enjoy reading this post while narrated by the writer, or not, whatever.)
Hello, Friend,
Welcome to another ‘Mommy, Mommy make it stop!’ week of WTF Wednesday here at The Lady Party. Whereupon we dig into the decaying detritus of the dumpster fire in D.C. in search of dodgy driblets! Never a dull moment, though I think we’d all agree that a dull moment sounds delightfully delicious at this point, amiright?
Ah for those halcyon (and by halcyon I mean blissfully mundane) days of Grandpa Joe…
Next week we’re getting a Blood Moon Total Eclipse, one of two in the coming year! I’m sure there’s no reason to panic. What could possibly go wrong? Ominous as it sounds, it seems that there may be an astrological upside if you’re into that sort of thing. The overall cosmic vibe seems to portend the ending of toxic cycles and opportunity to reset and refocus with a deeper purpose. At this point, I’m consulting the Magic 8 Ball on the daily.
Let’s do this, people!
Speaking of what could possibly go wrong, Donny and the Grifters are warming up the band for a brand new tour and it is going to be a doozy. They’re getting ready to sink our tax dollars from the Federal Reserve into the volatile ‘flim-flam, thank you ma’am’ bullshittery of the Crypto Market. It’s a Trump and Dump Scheme designed to empty our coffers into their pockets. Sure, it’s a conflict of interest due to their family crypto startup and Melon Husk’s Doge coin, but at this point it’s all a conflict of interest.
Watch us make your fortunes disappear!
Presto Chang-o, Fuckos!
If you’re anxiously awaiting my sparkling commentary on the SOTU speech last night…I hate to disappoint. I was unable unwilling to watch him bloviate while children are dying from starvation and hundreds of millions of dollars worth of food is rotting in ports, the fate of Ukraine and the entire planet hangs in the balance, his absurd Tariff War is gearing up to gut punch our economy, dedicated civil servants are being fired in droves by a ketamine fueled maniac with a bedazzled chainsaw, Veterans are being unceremoniously fired and disrespected by this Dime Store Lawyer, and elderly friends and family are trying to calculate how to survive without Social Security and Medicare. There’s also that whole attempted coup dealio four years ago that still burns my biscuits. I cannot listen to his voice for more than a few seconds before I start screaming, which is very upsetting to my dogs. As for what I think the Dems should have done to protest, I have ideas, of course, but shockingly no one asked for my opinion. Finally, seeing the obsequious GOP twatwaffles fawning all over the fetid treason weasel in this morning’s media footage was enough to make me throw up a little bit (or a lot) in my mouth.
I don’t know where the hell Karma is, but she needs to step it up. WTF, Karma?
In other news, Bobby Brainworm had an interesting change of heart, much to the chagrin of his MAHA-HA-HA fan club. Mr. Anti-Vaxx, faced with an out of control measles outbreak, wrote an op-ed suggesting…wait for it…people vaccinate their kids. WTF, Bobby? Did you find your conscience or did noted germophobe DonOLD put the kibosh on a preventable epidemic, what with Bird Flu fluttering around in the background? Tweet, tweet.
According to Bobby Bear Muncher, vaccines "not only protect individual children from measles, but also contribute to community immunity, protecting those who are unable to be vaccinated due to medical reasons."
Better late than never. Also, FFS, duh.
Finally, it’s that magical time of year when we SPRING FORWARD this coming weekend. YAY! I know this is a controversial topic and emotions run hot in discussing it, but I’m Team Daylight Savings year round. I suffer from SAD in the fall and winter months and having that extra sunlight at the end of the day is a major mood booster. When the leaves have leafed, the season of the stick hits me smack in the face, and the clocks have the AUDACITY to flip back an hour and make it dark at four freaking thirty in the afternoon…I sink into a morass of brooding Irish melancholia until spring.
Bring on the daylight, Baby Cakes! I’m all in!
As for those of you who revel in the cold, grey, oppressive, lifeless, agonizing, endless months of darkness (unless you have warm weather SAD, in which case I’m sorry and this does not apply), WTF? I have one word for the rest of you standard time loving goobers…
Guess which word?
Go on, guess!
I’m sorry for calling some of you goobers. Do forgive. I shall blame it on SAD and this endless winter of my discontent.
And that brings us to the close of another WTF Wednesday here at The Lady Party. Huzzah! I bid thee and thine a most delightful adieu. I have no idea what fresh fuckery awaits, but I’ll meet you here tomorrow and we’ll mull it over with our usual keen insight and abundance of irony.
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I too was not willing to subject my person to the shit show of last night. I think that the Dems should've stayed home...not sure even that would make a difference...Cheeto and Melon Husk should be in prison for all of there criminal activities, his tariffs are punishment to the American people we have to pay them in price increases, not the country he imposed them on. The person who bought the stuff pays it in shipping costs, or price increases on products. He needs to put those veterans and other public servants back to work and don't even get me started in the unemployment rate that is going skyhigh....this thing/cheeto is brain dead and stupid!! I think I need a nap now...very worried about Social Security and Medicare and Medicaid....those of us who depend on it are all a little worried. 🥹😢 thank you for your words of wisdom...try to have a great day!!