WTF Wednesday: Week Fifteen
A Little Bit Louder Now
Hello, Friend,
Just when you think you’ve used your last WTF, you find a fresh crop sprouting under the surface. How could it not with the relentless daily assault on decency and logic? It’s all designed to make us feel powerless and afraid with a steady stream of shock and awe, nonsense and noise, and performative cruelty dished out by paper tigers posing as jungle kings. The more they fail, the harder they playact at power. Time to gather up some fresh WTFs to fuel our resolve for another semi-weekly dive into the cesspool in search of the turdlets of truth.
“No one can make us feel inferior without our consent.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
WTF, ABC?
A great big WTF (and FYVM*) to ABC for standing on the wrong side of history, again. 28 years of dedicated service means nothing when the Hamburdler and his sniveling sidekick get their widdle fee fees hurt. Imagine, if you will, an architect of terror so fragile he can’t take being called hateful. Imagine, if you will, a bully who dishes it out on the daily but can’t take it on the chin? Hateful doesn’t even begin to cover it.
I stand with Terry.
Who Are These Masked Men?
The fake crisis being brewed by the aforementioned wannabe autocrats in LA continued to escalate, just as they intended it to do. That is, until the Mayor’s curfew went into effect last night. One wonders who these mysterious masked ‘anarchists’ stoking flames, fomenting violence, and whipping up well coordinated distractions might be. Remember the endless blather about Soros funded ‘paid agitators’ during the George Floyd protests and post January 6th? Donny claims they’re back! Projecting, much? If someone is paying these masked men what, exactly, is their agenda? I have a theory.
Create a crisis so you can pretend to solve it? Very on brand.
I’m getting Kristallnacht vibes, how about you?
Sway Them with Kindness
Speaking of the George Floyd protests, here’s a thought. What if the LA protestors brought snacks, drinks, and sleeping bags for the National Guard troops to use while they’re visiting? Since the aforementioned wannabe autocrats didn’t have the foresight to provide basic accommodations for their not very secret police…it might just elicit the kind of human connection that protestors created in Nashville back in 2020. How beautiful would it be to see shields and batons lowered in solidarity with fellow Americans exercising their constitutionally granted rights to the redress of grievance and peaceful assembly? Turn up the radio, make it a dance party for freedom, and starve the hateful of their fake crisis.
Let them shout at clouds, we don’t do fascism or kings in the USA.
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I Will Haunt a Bitch
It wouldn’t be a WTF Wednesday without another atrocity from serial killer in training R FYVM K, Jr. This freaking sicko may be the most dangerous viper in the pit. Vaccines have kept me alive for decades. You won’t need to call Criminal Minds to solve my untimely death if the MAHA Marauder gets his way. Bobby fired the entire 17 member CDC Vaccine Advisory Panel on Monday (after swearing under oath he’d never do such a thing.) I guess he was hoping we’d all be so distracted by the LA drama we wouldn’t notice. Well, I noticed. If I die from the flu or COVID or another vaccine preventable illness because I can’t access the vaccine, I will haunt that SOB into his next life.
WT…F that guy.
On a side note, it’s both terrifying and fascinating to me how many psychopaths, sociopaths, and narcissists have been assembled by this misadministration for their war on empathy. They have no sense of decency, sir. Following the playbook, obvs.
Scrub a Dub Fuzz
Time for a pause that refreshes brought to you by Science, something in which rational people can believe.
Hey, you, Beard-o! Yeah, you! Science called and would like you to wash your facial hair on the daily. Your feral face pubes are a festering free for all of feculent filaments. With minimal effort at personal hygiene we can all breathe a little easier in your presence.
Lather, rinse, repeat, Harry Hairy.
Wash your beard, every day.
Do it for science. Please and thank you!
I could go on, but we all have other fish to fry so I will leave it at that for today. Try not to let the haters pee in your cornflakes, they’re fragile fanatics and we’re far stronger than we realize. With the sad news of the passing of Brian Wilson today, let’s turn up the Beach Boys and dance!
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That is so sad about Brian. He pulled himself out of the trenches more than once. We should all be so very thankful for the everlasting music he and his have left with us. Mike Love and Al Jardine are still with us. Thank you sirs for countless hours of such wonderful sounds. ❤️ 💖 💕