WTF Wednesday: Week Eleven
Girding Our Loins for the next 100 Days of Decrapitude!
Hello, Friend,
Finding the humor in the dumb-fuckery of this malignant misadministration is becoming increasingly challenging. It would be easy to dismiss the incompetence as evidence of ineffectiveness, yet the incompetence when combined with the shamelessness, the cruelty, and the shocking inaction of our elected officials makes it somehow more effective.
They won’t do that…will they?
Yes, yes they will.
They’ll do that and they’ll do it in front of you while insisting you’re crazy and they’re not doing it.
Unless someone stops them, they will keep doing it and do it with a smile on their face and a song in their heart. 100 days in and it feels like forfuckingever. I’m this close to moving into a blanket fort with a box of wine and a bowl of Cheez-Its.
Even in the darkest days, there is light. If there is light, there is hope. If there is hope, there’s got to be something to laugh about. Therefore, I shall persevere in the pillaging of the piles of putrescence to pilfer small pearls of poppycock for the passing pleasure of the people who peruse this prattle.
That’s you, Sparkle Pony!
BLOAT-US admits he can return the men kidnapped and held hostage in a foreign gulag without due process, but he just doesn’t feel like it. So, he lied. He’s also unaware of how Photoshop works. How is this willfully ignorant faux tan afficionado president, again? The (not so) Supreme Court must do more than serve weak tea. Meanwhile our ‘all talk and no action’ Dems find new ways to disappoint. Perhaps Chuck can write another sternly worded letter to the man who needs his briefings dished up in cartoon format. Meanwhile, House Dem Chair Aguilar has put the kibosh on impeachment proceedings. Oh and Hakeem? He’s done with El Salvador because he’s confident the polls are enough. Enough for what? Enough for you to turn a blind eye to the blatant disregard of the rule of law and human rights? WTF is it going to take to get these do little Dems to do anything other than pander, preen, preach, podcast, and pontificate? Get up off the steps and stop passing the buck, Buckos. Stop saying it’s ‘up to us.’ It’s up to you. You are us. We voted for you. Your entire job is representing us. DO YOUR JOB.
According to The Hill ‘Republican lawmakers are feeling uncomfortable about President Trump’s escalating fight with the federal judiciary.’ Oh no! Whatever will they not do about it? Susan is troubled. Lisa’s concerned. Chuck refuses to intervene. Tom’s splitting hairs. Rand is typically obtuse. Mike says the arrest of Judge Dugan ‘caught his attention.’
So much discomfort, so little pushback!
In short, they’re going to do fuck all about it.
As usual.
Ebenezer Lutnick wants you to know that he’s got a super duper future planned for all of us commoners! We don’t need no edumacation! What we need is a fanfuckingtastic factory job for our entire life and so do our children and grandchildren! How fun will that be? Roll up your sleeves and get to work! No, seriously, get to work, children, or he’ll dock your pittance, toss you into debtor’s prison, and Charles Dickens will come back from the grave to write all about it. As for Tiny Tim, well, Bobby baby will take care of him with a formerly preventable disease like say, consumption or small pox.
It wouldn’t be a WTF Wednesday without another atrocity from Roadkill Robert, reformed heroin addict and wannabe serial killer. He’s not satisfied with the decline in drug related deaths. At least it appears to be the case since he’s defunding the 56 million dollar program that distributes Narcan nationwide and trains first responders in how to use the life saving medication. MAHA my ass. Geez, JD, after cashing in on the heroin epidemic, you think you might make an effort to convince Bobby to do the right thing. Unless…you were just using other people’s tragedies to promote yourself.
Next we’ll find out you weren’t even a hillbilly.
And now for a moment of science…
According to evolutionary biologist Dr. William B. Miller, human consciousness may be altering reality. Miller’s studies suggest that we are connected to the universe, not separated from it, and down to our cellular level we are resonating with that frequency beyond the confines of our bodies and minds. Other scientists postulate that our brain cells contain microtubules that are functioning on the quantum level. We’re talking subatomic, baby! If reality is “something we actively influence through consciousness”, I’d like to suggest that each of us start focusing every one of our 37 trillion cells and microtubules on altering our current reality ASAP.
With that, we must gird our loins for the next 100 Days of Crapitude. I wouldn’t blame you a bit if you sneak into a blanket fort with a box of wine and a bowl of Cheez-its. In fact, I’ll meet you there. Don’t forget about May Day tomorrow!
Be there or…no excuses…BE THERE!
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LOVED this one, and the science piece you cited about what I've been teaching for decades (consciousness shapes reality) inspired my Sunday Bliss Blog post. Thanks!