The Straight Truth About 'Cancel Culture'
Attention is earned, not owed. Want to stay famous? Don't be a dick.
(Enjoy this essay read by the writer!)
Hello, Friend,
ME-lon is preparing to take his stolen data trove and his toxic personality and skedaddle off to his Texas sister wife compound, but not before he finishes his extended grievance media tour about ‘the left’ and how they’re ‘ruining his life.’ Poor, pitiful, put upon ME-lon. The 8 million dollar a day man who moved fast and broke things just did it out of the kindness of his big ol’ heart.
He doesn’t care if grandma doesn’t get her check or children starve to death or essential workers lose their jobs or everything grinds to a halt after the rocks DOGE tossed in the gears do their work.
Okay, sure, he might have flashed his trouser snake at a flight attendant and DM’d X influencers to offer them a syringe full of his ejaculate while ignoring his baby mamas and their offspring and harassed and then fired female employees and carted his booger eating demon seed to the Oval Office where he told PINO to shut his mouth and go away after defiling the resolute desk and dominated cabinet meetings with incoherent rants about who the hell knows what and jerky walked around DC tweaking on (allegedly) Ketamine in a stoopid hat and his dark wash jeans and doubled down on a Nazi salute…and broke everything he touched without the slightest concept of what he was breaking or why it might matter…
…but you are far too plebian to grok what he’s throwing down and he’ll let you know that using the ‘r’ word which is fine because…woke something something…hahaha why aren’t you laughing at his jokes?
Oh, ME-lon. Tesler is tanking because you gave the middle finger to your customer base while you skipped like a dipshit and jumped up and down like a dweeb and ignored your multiple companies to twiddle your joy stick all day on X while your DOGE demons pilfered our archives on your sad little sojourn into a full throttled embrace of fascism.
This is the pattern, isn’t it? A narcissist who managed to fool everyone for years loses his charm after his true nature is revealed.
It’s so unfair! It’s fake news! It’s lies! The people on the left suffer from a lack of empathy! After everything I did for them? Lock them up!
These asshats have a name for it, they call it cancel culture. They’ve been canceled by woke ideology and Trump Derangement Syndrome. They’re the victims of an imaginary Soros funded campaign to destroy their reputations. If only there was a more logical conclusion…
And then there’s Bill Maher, an occasionally insightful insufferable misogynist and egomaniac. Since COVID he’s been on a non-stop self absorbed white male privilege airing of grievances about having to stay home and wear a mask and not get to be on TV on his shiny set with a captive audience to applaud his every Libertarian leaning politically incorrect attempt at humor and fat people suck and he hates Muslims and DEI is lame and Shitler is a terrific guy after all! Or Russell Brand who refashioned himself into a demi-God right wing troll in a pony tail blathering ceaselessly on YouTube about the evils of the left who was recently charged with rape and sexual assault…or Roseanne Barr Jewish Hitler cosplay enthusiast who has clearly lost whatever was left of her mind…or Bearbert Jr. sex pest and serial cheater who drove his first wife to suicide, willing to sell whatever is left of his soul for a shot at taking away our life saving shots and gathering those of us he deems inferior into various databases he can use for his terrifying dark purposes or VP Yalebilly (maybe) Pope slayer who shape shifts his way into whatever he thinks he needs to be in any given situation and still nobody likes him and how unfair is that…not to mention the biggest, whiniest man baby of them all, Putin’s Puppet, Trumpa Lumpa, PINO Grievio…
These people have the money and resources to live the rest of their lives never having to worry about a single thing, yet they cannot seem to be happy without being the center of our attention. They not only feel worthy of it, they feel it is owed them, and if we don’t give it to them regardless of the shitty things they do…we should be punished.
They’re malignant narcissists incapable of apologizing or admitting fault. Like tantrum tossing toddlers, they’ll do whatever it takes to reach the headlines. They believe themselves entitled to a lifetime of fame, fortune, adoration, and privilege. Their lack of self-awareness is staggering. They believe that the rules don’t apply to them, because they’re special.
Sexual abuse? Physical abuse? Rape? Theft? Lies? Grift? Graft? Election tampering? Insider trading? IP theft? Pollution? Toxic tweets and market melting ‘truths?’ Sex trafficking? Child molestation? Manipulation of the masses? Authoritarian takeovers? Kidnapping and holding innocent people hostage in foreign gulags? Reckless behavior with serious and sometimes fatal real world consequences?
That’s the price we must pay for the gift of their genius.
How #blessed are we by their mere presence?
Attention is not owed. Fame is not guaranteed. You haven’t been canceled, we no longer wish to hear from you. Your presence is no longer required. Stop looking for someone else to blame. If you need to clarify what happened, stand in front of a full length mirror and point at the dick in the reflection.
Surprise!
It’s you.
You’re the problem.
We don’t care about you anymore.
You want attention? Start with taking ownership of your bullshit. Dig deep and find the truth. Make amends. Apologize, sincerely. Do good things for people quietly and with no agenda beyond the good feelings that come from thinking about someone else for a change. Ask yourself, “What Would Dolly Do?” Then do that. Don’t be performative only to backslide into your same old, same old. Get some professional help. You’re addicted to fame, find a 12-step program and follow the steps. Take the money you’re hoarding and use it to make the world a better place.
Then GTFO and stop whining.
We’ve had enough of your schtick.
Want to stay famous? Want to be loved?
Don’t be a dick. It’s not that hard.
That’s what she said.
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