For Fox's Sake!
Making Marks to Make it Through 'The Enshittification'
Hello, Friend,
It me. Margot. Madge. Mom Lady.
While the kayfabe continues to dazzle the masses and our oh so compliant media, not being a wrestling or a fascism fan, I’m disinclined to stay tuned into the show.
OMG, NYT, STOP with the BREAKING NEWS every time he rails his tiny fists against the posts!
He is just vomiting random words that barely form sentences into his cell phone, again. Is it even him anymore? Who’s tapping this inanity? The all caps holy roller style declarations and delusional decrees posted at all hours of the day and night, echoed by his coterie of clueless creep-os on social media and media appearances and anywhere they think their next cynical soundbite will get traction. How absurd is all of this? What a pathetic bunch of spoiled children, bullies and brats, demanding the world bend and bend and bend until it breaks. To what end? Will their Doomsday Bunkers bring them joy? Can you imagine spending whatever time you have left stuck underground with these malignant narcissists?
I’d rather poke my eyes out with a stick.
Metaphorically speaking, as I do like my eyes and I need them to make foxes.
We’re sweating under a heat dome this week, I’m taking advantage of my old people pre-dawn WTF daily wake up time to water and weed the garden before the hot gets too hot and the humidity sends my hair into full blown Roseanne Roseannadanna mode.
“The whole world is on fire and your hair is in revolt too?! I, Roseanna Roseannadana, had the same thing happen to me. You keep pressing it and pressing it and pressing it down and it pops back up like a video ad on a janky website! It just goes to show you, it’s always something. Either it’s the apocalypse or the worst hair day, ever.”
As you can see in the photo above, I’m making progress on the foxes. They need a few more little details, glittered accents, and to be mounted on the cards. Honestly, the struggle really is real. It’s harder to give them whimsical expressions due to the configuration of their mouths, also the overall making of them has been time consuming.
Sheep? Fairly simple.
Bears? More of a challenge.
Foxes? Good lort, are we there yet?
Not yet, but we’re closer and that is something upon which I can hang my jaunty beret.
At this point, anything that distracts me from The Enshittification currently playing at a theater near you is a vast improvement. Speaking of sheep and foxes and bears and the wilderness, Senate Parliamentarian Elizabeth MacDonough removed the (WTF is wrong with these asshats?) sale of 238 million acres of PUBLIC LANDS, CFPB and SNAP Cuts, and the efforts to thwart our judiciary procedures from the BIG BARFTASTIC BILL.
HALLELOO! HALLELOO!
For fox’s sake, NYT, THAT is breaking news! Duh.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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I think a fox in a jaunty beret would be nice. And although you didn't ask and have no reason to listen to my advice, I think the foxes white face fur needs to be outlined. The fur sort of blends into the background. Just a thought.
Thank you for your wise words of wisdom. The foxes are foxtastic, I love them all!! Sparkle ✨️ my friend ❤️🎊🐮