Dear Whistler

I Have Some Questions...

Lady Elizabeth Paget (1916–1980), Later von Hofmannsthal, with a Dog (unfinished), circa 1938 Rex Whistler PUBLIC DOMAIN WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

Dear Whistler,

Thank you for this exquisite visual representation of my current mood.

Meh.

Blah.

Bleurk.

What book is Lady Paget not reading?

Are you sure that’s a dog and not a giant fuzzy turd?

Why is she festooned in such finery while looking so forlorn?

That yellow dress, though, is giving me a sliver of hope.

I opted for a green XL vintage men’s cotton dress shirt today that is flecked with various and sundry splodges of dried paint, but I did consider the yellow…and now I’m second guessing myself.

Alas, I lack the enthusiasm required for changing my shirt.

Meh.

Love, Madge

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